Boy from school

5 things
1) britains youngest mum is 14. Pause let it sink in. She had the child because her sister was five and she missed having a baby around.
(cue outkast's toilet tisha
Have you heard the news?
They say a little 14 year old little girl had a baby on the way
Too much for her little mind to bare
And that type of news to her mama she cannot spare)
2) My favourite magazine is shutting down. Dazed and Confused R.I.P
3) My Last Meal Will be Sushi.
4) Camden is amazing, i saw a guy dressed exactly like james dean from rebel without a cause. He even wore a stripped conductors hat. Ironic because i just finished the hustler today.
5)Hot Chip are amazing.

oh and little john jokes can still be used here because he isnt big at all.