Cool Jerk

So a year or so ago i was in miami chillin, watching the nba finals, however this summer its going to be in the desert that is known as europe. Seriously i was sweating like mike jackson in a creche today, fucking heatwave. Sign the kyoto, theres a fucking water ban in london. Anywho the first in a large group of americans are invading europe. My two bros mike and bart. So to celebrate heres a semi deicated post encompassing the world cup fever and the game made up during the lack of football wastekball.
This could be the funniest two weeks of my life. I havent been this excited since i was a kid.