An Example of What Will Be On The New Blog

So in a fit to take some time of trying to come up with a semi feasible way of managing Rob’s task of writing a dfa 1979 review thing I have come up with ten songs that make me feel like a man or more manly. This is piggybacking of an article that I read in GQ where various celebrities and media heads listed their favourite manly songs. I only agreed with about 2 of them which could be because of my strange tastes or just the fact that these where men in GQ magazine. Anyway I decided to waste some time and write about my top ten manly songs. First let me explain how some of these songs relate to how I view a cool man. Either it is a suave and sophisticated fellow, imagine a James Bond. Now the other type of man I would like to be is the rough and rugged type such as Kurt Russell or any stereotypical drunk dude that fights and has cool stubble. Or Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry and all the spaghetti westerns, you know what I mean the anti – hero. Also the list had to be trimmed from 25 to 10 and the key caveat was that each song had to have an immediate impact it couldn’t just build up slowly.
So in Alphabetical order:
Arctic Monkeys – Cigarette Smoke (The song is about a strip club, where one would probably find the Kurt Russell character)
The Hives – Main Offender (The song that precedes a big fight that Bond has with a bunch of goons)
Kings of Leon – Four Kicks (Kurt’s favourite drinking band)
Klaxons- Gravity’s Rainbow (still not sure how they got in but congratulations, the rapturous ending of the Bond fight above. This scene would have to take place in a Russian club for the music to have its true impact)
Louis XIV – Finding out True Love is Blind (Could work for either man, Bond could use it at the end of the film whilst getting his mack on with a hot inter-racial (is that the correct term?) girl) or (Kurt could use this when the barmaid of the local watering hole finally gets her chance with him since he has been left tied up by the bad guy)
Motorhead – Ace of Spades (This is the cue music whenever Kurt blacks out and starts to kick some ass. Maybe he throws some guy into picture of Kenny Rodgers and onto a stack of chairs, he then says that he’s knows when to fold.)
Queens Of The Stone Age – First it Giveth ( This can be used during a car chase scene with Bond in a gorgeous Aston Martin whilst the German Bad Guy (maybe his name is Jens) is driving his shitty little BMW or Benz.) (I really could have chosen about 10 different songs from this band)
The Rakes – Guilt. (A key component for these songs has to be honesty in the lyrics and the line "I found paradise in between her thighs" is something that a real man would admit. Especially since she wasn’t that good looking. Who else but Kurt could use this, Bond never ever nailed ugly broads.)
The Ramones – Commando. ( You would think I would choose Kurt for this song but due to the political comments in the song and the overall military stomp it has to be for Bond. He part of the ministry of defence he has to be part of this whole deal.)
The Strokes – Reptillia. (I’m halfway through the song and I’m beginning to change my mind it seems that the bridge is the only thing that really works for this but I need to stick to my guns and that is why Kurt would get this song at the end of his film driving away in his muscle car into the Californian sunset.