You're Lovely (But You've Got Lots Of Problems): August 2006

Pablo's Cruise

Im old. Especially when i read an newspaper article about me that was 6 years old.
Song of the day - A Tribe Called Quest - Description of a Fool
special mention for Mel & Tim - Backfield in Motion (possibly the funniest love song i have ever heard)

Thank Me With Your Hands

So two factors sorted out my bday party on wednesday 30 august. First was jens and the second is the delightful post placed underneath two posts ago by my good firend mike nuss. Seriously thats why i love my friends because they write cool sh*t like that. Anyway heres 8-20 on the list of confessions.
8)I watch the first couple of episodes of reality tv shows to make myself feel better. To be honest its quite sad to think that to reassure myself i have to watch someone else get put down but hey at least im honest.
9) Another music post. I am a huge music snob, seriously i cant take girls seriously who mention britney ,pussycat dolls or Christina as their favourite music. Girls Aloud on the other hand........
10) If i could had a million dollars, a third to charity, a third to my bank account and a third to a round the world trip.
11) I have never accepted pity sex, i have pandered for it.
12) One for the americans.... One out of every three nights you go out will be fun, the best stories however come from disapointment. Seriously the naked love seat incident came from a night of f*ck ups.
13) No one really dates properly at this age, smart people are dating around for future reference. Think of it as try before you buy accept with different types.
14) Swimming is vastly overated, lounging in a pool is way cooler (fyi i cant swim).
15) I was the Mixtape king my record was 2/5 which is pretty respectable as i was meticulous as fuck with them. Often too meticulous whihc meant that she probably had lost feelings for me. At least she got a damn good tape.
16) Women may be the smarter sex but seriously at times i wonder whether they have a brain. Women in fairness men are just dumb.
17) i lost.......... in a bush. Its a funny story, i may need to jazz it up for my kids though. Also i almost got arrested near it as well. I have avoided it now like the plague.
18) Thanks to a certain friend i now play rod stewart before i go out. Maggie May and Do Ya Think Im Sexy form a knock out one-two collabo before heading out for the night.
19) Jukeboxes are my weakness. Shyness, Glasses and a cute smile are all my kryptonite. Kepp you paris' i gots to get me an anne hathaway.
20) Fashion comes and goes, styles lasts forever.
Tomorrow - 21 thigns that have made me laugh recently
Song of the day - Tanz Der Molekuele - Mia

Another Number

i was going to write a post on various types of music but i got interupted last night by my sister and jens and went out instead. So instead i decided to write out 21 confessions in the upcoming days because i feel the need for my sins to be washed away.
1) I like redheads more than blondes or brunettes. (This doesnt mean that i fancy every single one of them because god knows not all of them are hot.)
2) I drink white russians because the dude from the big lebowski drinks it. You can keep your scotch and water people but fresh cream and vodka and kahlua is the sh*t.
3) Approaching women is seriously the hardest thing you do everyday. Why do you think that most couples are introduced via friends. I happen to live in the only country where appraoching unknown women is the norm.
4) If i just met you im pretty sure that i told a white lie within the first ten minutes of meeting you. Its a way of finding out how gullible, naive or visious you are.Usually its nothing big unless i dont like you and it just keeps piling up.
5)I am anal about my music, to the point where i will be dancing with a girl and stop, mid-sway, just so i can remember the song. Seriously its like im playing the ipod music quiz all night long.
6) If i could be anyone in the world for a day i would be rick james. But on the day he came up with the Mary Jane Girls, not when he went real nuts on women.
7) I would sacrice looks for a great tatse in music.
The last one was hard to write, eugh.
Song of the day - The Gossip's Are You That Somebody.

Lions On the Prowl

Sorry for the strange pattern of posts. Since i have no real steady fast internet it means that i usually take advantage of the free wireless i can find. anywho i reside near a bunch of legal offices in london and the swankiest holiday inn i have evr seen and all the internet is protected. so that means that i have to rely on dumb things like waiting to get back to cambridge. Anywho im in cambridge and there isnt any internet at all. It seems that the downstairs neighbour got their phone bill and wondered why it was being stolen. so some super cool folks are seeing me this weekend which means some more flicks, im beginning to itch and want to do some new types of pics. So tomorrow im back off to london and will try and find some new wireless and make some more posts.
Im tired of tyoing out apology sh*t.
Corky romano is on so i have to go ...... look it was sean penn's last film.
seriously it doenst seem that bad............ wait on second thoughts its shit. im off to bed.
x

A Glue Too Thick

still deciding to have a bday party or not. im leaning either way. Decision will be made soon though.
Music:
Uffie - seriously she could be hugeif someone put money into a marketing budget, whats not to love.
cassius - toop toop (this years love generation)
Similou - all this love (really funny because its funny and sounds like the final countdown)
Outkast- idlewild (hit and miss, more miss than anything else)
Bromheads jackets - the thing i like about the monkeys is that they tell funny stories in their songs, this band does the same but in even mor banal fashion. their song about lloking for a chicken rool after a night out is class)
Dead Disco - im a sucker for hot girls singing indie rock. Seriously i need to go to koko one night with my game face on and pull one.
cee-lo - the theme song for snakes on a plane is porr bliss.
The Roots - game theory (amazing so far)
Rick Ross - money poured in for production make this a ok album
Simian Mobile Disco - Hustler (on one of my old mixes but my song of the summer)
Mia - german disco punk
(singles coming on strong- justin feat ti, kelis and beyonce all have interesting sounding stuff)
William (the only rapper in the bep) has the funniest verse i have ever heard on a song on a song called keep bouncin, really ignorant stuff, that makes me giggle like a school girl everytime i hear it.
My music choices shouldnt be taken too seriously rob pointed out that i dislike most stuff until i hear a good remix of it. (case in point, singing lily allen's praises all spring, go on to hate her, find a dark and twisted remix that makes her sound menacing more that a wierd chav pop singer)
Also before i forget fergie from the BEP new song called london bridge is funn y because it takes a famous landmakr and makes it slang for a ladys nether parts. Seriously how dumb is that. Quit f*cking with england.

Ca Plane Pour moi

just when i thought things where fine again, crisis again.
To be honest i dont know where im going i feel like crap and nobody listens to me.
Way to ruin a fun week.

Ready To Die

listening to biggies first album its a classic.

Bezzi

Mr Mee Too

Hollywood Divorce

this song is the best one i have heard in ages. Outkast, Lil wayne and Snoop Kill the track which i guess is outkasts divorce from the music industry. Brings a tear to my eye.