Video Time

Gather round kids, although the my love video is a downer and not that good my brazilian pop punk friends bring the noise. Also the idea to lets make love and listen to death from above is genuis.

New Blog New Blog Exclusive

A New Blog people, i finally did it.
So bookmark www.drunkenramblingsofanirateman.blogspot.com.
or go to see my profile and then look for it at the bottom.
Unfortunately it wont have strippers like above.
Peace two fingers.

Lovelight

Am i going crazy, i just bought a robbie williams track. (lovelight if you are that interested). Second of all Lady soveriegn is number one on trl in the states!?!?!?!
She couldnt make it here yet the yanks eat it up. Oh God, oh god. Ibrahim your secret crush will be rich.
Damn it.
Anyway it looks as if im really going undergound at that the only way you can reach me is by bat signal.
Also check the other blog.

We Fly High

Just a quick couple of notes.
1) i will be missing in action in the next couple of days. Im not too sure about whether i will be in cambridge or london.
2) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid is amazing, Layer Cake is still a great film and i still cant wait for bond. Even though the whole bit about armour is bewildering me.
3) Make sure you check out the disneyland paris characters orgy on youtube.
4) Gotta be more assertive and kick some female ass (figuratively not literally). Go Forth and Prosper.
Peace, preparing for madre visit tomorrow.
Ballin'
Peace two fingers!

Mack The Knife

Favourite song lyrics – blur’s charmless man, blur beats oasis
Most overplayed and slightly overrated song – Johnny cash ring of fire, just cuz you saw walk the line doesn’t make it so good you fashionable cunts. FYI Dolly Parton’s Jolene piss all over it.
Best Show you don’t watch: Peep Show
Song that I felt weird singing next to mike nuss: green day’s American idiot
Best Song this summer: Simian Mobile Disco’s Hustler, a song about stealing records because you have no money.
Best Theme Tune – Duck Tails
Best Disney film – Aladdin, toy story a close second. Seriously try and sing a whole new world to a girl, she will be putty in your hands.
Best Bond film – A view to kill
The Country where the worlds best girls come from – Israel according to rob. France for me. Germany for Jens. Iceland for mike and Spain for mike. Italy for matteo. Whorehouse according to Johan.
Britney or Christina – Christina, look I chose her back then as well. With her voice she will always be working unlike Britney and those cheetos. Remember if it wasn’t for toxic she would be gone.
Best Album you don’t know: Dangermouse and Jemini’s Ghetto Pop Life.
Favourite Artist: Banksy
Favourite book: Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby
Worst lie ever told: hahah no comment, seriously I was bad.
Favourite place in the world: a dingy bar
(pictures from that night at trash that i went all by my lonesome, seriously im sick of dacning to cheese)

Best Bond: obviously most people go with Connery. He was the first and had the accent. However I’m going with Roger Moore because he actually looks like an agent, complete smooth look, Connery was saddled with man boobs and had to have ice bags put on his chest before each shot.
Ass or Boobs – ass (seriously I’ve spent too much time with that question)
Best Comedy – Seinfeld, any show that has a t-shirt about a fake name that one character made up has to be in the running (we all wish we were George)
Best Film - changes from time to time but I'm going with Leon (or the professional) two of my favourite actors Jean Reno and Gary Oldman and one of my all time female crushes Natalie Portman. Yes granted she is 12 in the film but I was that age when I watched the film so it cool. Try and not cry at the ending ad if you don’t you are a robot.
Best Band – can’t say right now I’m still mourning the loss of Death From Above 1979.
Best Sport – Football (look I’m holiday and I play a game where I am a manager of a football team, I don’t even play with the players just tell them where to play. I’ve been awake for about 12 hours I’ve played for about 9 of those)
(times like these i miss barton)

Rck Steady

Best Food: Rule out Italian because it too fucking expensive since it would cost me 4 quid to makes a tenner meal. The British don’t have food, Indian is alright. American food works for me because i'm a breakfast dude plus no one bats an eyelid when I want pancakes for dinner. So it’s in the running but in reality there was only one winner and that was Asian food. Yeah I cheated and combined Chinese, Japanese and Thai all in one category but it’s my list so I can do what I want.
Best sandwich: Two little statistics for you. 1) The sandwich is the most common staple of the British diet. Over three million of the buggers are sold each day in the UK alone.
2) There is a sandwich shop which has a happy hour which means that all its sandwiches are £1. So I should know what i’m saying. The sandwich that I have chosen is one that I recently discovered and to be honest it is divine. First of all I have to choose the bread. Simple a baguette, strong and sturdy and has its own flavour without ruining the main ingredients. Honey loaf or the other crap is too distracting. No salad because the ingredients need to mix solely by themselves. And those are beef and brie, now normally I hate soft cheeses I hated up until recently when I tried it for the first time. Now if I ever have to have a sandwich and i’m not broke then that is the combination that I go for.
John or Paul – John

Too Long

happy birthdays to will and manu.
flu sucks.

Fa-Fa-Fa

So here is a rap music post for william so he stops using the terribly insulting phrase that he is more black than me. no you are just more of a coon than i am. Coonery is a word that i am enjoying more and more. The new jay-0z song leaked on teh interweb sometime yesterday and after lsitening to it a couple of times i feel it is suffering the deja vu problem. Its good but i feel that it needs to be tested out in a club. Now this happened with my favourite song of the summer sexyback. I first heard it in july and didnt really embrace it fully until now. It is pure gold, now when i finally hear my love in a club i will go wild, by the way folks i have been secretly playing that for a while now. I have seen your faces when you hear the song or monster that timbaland created. Now i feell that i know what jay was trying to go for. A big vegas style numbera little ratpackish. Live drums make this a good listen and the best jay-z lead off single for a while. In cant wait for the video, in the same way that i cant wait for breakfast tomorrow.The lyrics solid, nothing great, nothing standoutish. The 15 second intro will be used to tease clubbers onm the floor, the siren esque sound will make women rush to the dancefloor. Or in teh case of milton keynes pull down their skirts and flash thongs.
next post on tuesday after cloggers delight in camden tomorrow. Cant fucking wait.
peace oh and i was right about england!
Is petrone the new kristal? i dont care its time for tequila to shine!!!

juicebox

A few of my fave peeps and a picture of don johnson since i saw him in mk on thursday.
A Special birthday shout out to Friederike and Matteo again though.
Off to watch england make a mess of things and maybe some coronas.
peace two fingers.

Video of the year

Is it a suprise that my song of the summer gets the best ever video and chocked full of indie girls that i love. Oh by the way this killed when erol played it on monday night. Well worth the embarressment of going to a club by myself.

He Doesnt Look a thing....

like jesus but he talks like a gentleman.
Brandon Flowers - The killers

"What the flying toss is up with the new Killers album? With the exception of
possibly three songs it's a pile of Meatloaf's faeces. I've rarely been so
disappointed by an album. Having said that, I'll probably love it in a week."
John Roe - Music lover

So very true, I couldnt stand that song when i first heard it but that line and of course jacques lu cont delirious remix has made me fall in love with the song. In fact i watch vh1 late at night hoping to see that song or the jamelia one late at night. God if only i had dedicated internet those songs and cansei der sie sexy's lets make love and listen to detahf rom above would be on constant rotation. That and now almost daily coffee runs are beginning to make me laugh.

Bday pressies almost all done and people watching have filled up my day.
Coming soon a rant about the uselessness of water.

Heart of The City

change is needed, inie will begin to a new regime beginning tomorrow.
Special hellos go out to evita and john.
and another thank you to jens.

Golden Skans

Kinda nice feeling to know that one of your new favourite bands comes out with a decent couple of album tracks and makes you glad that tehy are not a one hit wonder. Klaxons did it, simian mobile disco didnt. Recovering slightly fomr the fun that was teh night in mk. Good times, nice people and an alright group of people to make the next three months go by quickly for some.
On a related note happy birthday to the italian matteo. My advice is this its fine if she is half your age plus seven. People never sue that info and its there loss.